This is the spot where our amazing trip took a little turn for the unexpected. Nothing bad. Just … the tiniest diversion from the plan. It was not a setback, but an opportunity. A chance to do something unique for ourselves. But we’ll get to all of that.
While we were driving here, the GPS gave us some bad directions. We wound up in an old farmer’s driveway. He was there too, and he had a nice laugh with us, and a nice chat. The road just seemed to end on his plot. He said, no, it continues on, but told us we weren’t going far in our rental. I’m still not sure if he was insulting the sensibly fuel efficient car or the Americans. We chatted for a minute. He’d lived there is whole life, and probably several generations of his family could have said the same thing. Turn around, go back, take a left, then go over here, and you’ll be there. The place, he said, which was the last place God made, because he’d been saving up for something special.

And maybe that old man knew what he was talking about. Maybe he’s seen it all. Maybe he’s seen enough. Maybe he only had to see this place. Maybe he’s been out in those fields long enough to understand that what we see is always the last place God made, because he’d been saving up for something special.
And, in this case, that’s Malainn Bhig.

Just down from the village of the same name, Mahlainn Bhig is a horseshoe beach, protruding out as the westernmost part of land in the norther part of the country. It’s wonderfully secluded. The parking lot butts up to a farmer’s house and fields. Then you talk down a whole lot of stairs, to this beach that is surrounded on three sides by steep hills and cliffs.

She went down to touch the water, because you can never take the curiosity out of the girl. I love that for her. She said it was very cold. I’m not sure if that needed the firsthand experience. God made another perfect place, but that’s the Northern Atlantic out there, and I can connect the dots.

Above and behind us the sheep were going about their evening grazing, entirely unconcerned about what we were doing down below. You can just sort of see it in this photo, but those horizontal lines on the hillside are the sheep trails. One supposes they can come all the way down to the beach. But, when they realize it’s just sand, they probably head back up, and never come back again. Surely, every generation goes through this.

When you go down the steep stairs, you have to come back up them, and you don’t get the benefit of the switchbacks the sheep have made for themselves. They say there are 174 steps, and I don’t want to make a big deal about it, but I counted a few more.
And it was back at the top, after we’d enjoyed a few quiet minutes on that lovely little beach, when the day took a little unexpected turn, because that’s where I found Tim’s wallet.
Tim is a man who lives in Washington state, he just turned 65 this year. And I know his address because I have his driver’s license, and his Medicare card, and his credit card, and his debit card. He’s surely going to need at least some of those in the future.
We came to learn a fair amount about Tim this evening, but how do you handle this, right there in the parking lot? My lovely bride looked him up on Facebook, but he’s one of those guys who hasn’t used the app in eight or nine years. I walked the little parking lot to see if there was anything else that maybe he dropped. No phone, no other important documents. We wrote him on Facebook, but who knows if that will ever be seen. The Yankee had the inspired idea to message his family members she found on Facebook. That was a good idea.
We considered leaving the wallet in the parking lot, a little leather Easter egg that he may never find. We could ship it to him when we got home. Worst case scenario, we could buy ourselves dinner tonight destroy these documents and Tim would just have to go back to the DMV and all of these other places to replace what he’d dropped. We’d know then that no one else was buying dinner on Tim.
As we thought about all of this, we stood there and enjoyed the sunset.

I like how the sun is dipping just into the little depression of the island there. A bit of Irish magic in this perfectly made place. On the island is the Rathlin O’Birne lighthouse. Built in 1846, and light in 1856, Rathlin O’Birne is about as spartan as they come. There were two keepers cottages and outhouses, and that’s about it. It’s even hard to get on the island. There is no landing place. It apparently requires a perfectly calm sea to get a person over there. And there’s a bit of unique history to that lighthouse. It is, since 1974, supposedly the world’s first nuclear powered lighthouse and the only one in Ireland.

This being Ireland and all, I shared a special Irish legend that I just made up right there on the spot. If you give someone a kiss just as the sun sets over the sea, in Ireland, you’re guaranteed to return one day. Got a smooch. We’re coming back.
About three hours later we heard from Tim’s wife. We’ve been making arrangements, and they’ll come to us tomorrow. I said, just tell them to come to our hotel. At least we know where that is, they can map it, and believe me, they’ll be blessed to do it for the favor we’re doing them.
But, first, there’s one more spot to see tonight, and Tim is going to buy us a big dinner.
Kidding.



































