19
Mar 26

Beefan and Garveross

The problem with this part of the world is that just about everywhere you turn offers amazing views. Not every place can be a place. And so you have little moments like this, where you just round a bend see something like this. You just park in the middle of the quite road to take a picture and admire the view for a moment.

Up there is the Beefan and Garveross Mountain. The map shows six hours and I think we can see the Glen Head Signal Tower, another one of those Napoleonic era buildings designed to watch out for, and pass the word, that the French were coming. We didn’t go up to it, but it’s apparently a lovely hike. It is a two-story stone building with a commanding view of the ocean to the west and north-west, and two bays to the south.

They were really concerned about the French. And with good reason, when you think about what was going on at the earliest points of the 19th century. This map shows us that 81 of these watch towers were built, covering about three-quarters of Ireland’s coastline.

But if you don’t want to look at that map, have another look at this view. It’s a panorama, click to embiggen.

We journeyed on, stopping at a pub for dinner in a town we were passing through. They forgot about us for a while, or we did not understand the local custom of paying. We wound up being the last ones out of the place, including most of the employees. If a few more minutes had gone by I would have suggested the American custom of dining and dashing, which in this case would have been more like dining, waiting for 45 minutes, and then just walking out the door. And, if anyone magically appeared as we did so I was prepared to say, “Ahhhh, Tim is paying.”

Ever since I found that wallet I keep feeling for it in my pocket. Tim already lost this thing, and he’s getting it back tomorrow. I can’t lose it too.

Also, I explained my personal pocket ritual to my lovely bride. Seventeen years we’ll have been married this summer, more than 20 years together now, and I’ve never said this, and she’s never noticed it. But, when I leave from one place to go to somewhere else I pat down all of my pockets. Keys, wallet, phone, whatever. Just to make sure it is all there.

I think I’ll give that advice to Tim tomorrow, when he and his wife get his back.

Anyway, we paid. Tim did not pay. We left the pub and headed on to Letterkenny. This was a big long move, and I was driving us on some lonely roads. The route sort that went through the dark of a darkest night, looking for taillights and driving on the left. You can depend on the in-dash GPS, which I did. At precisely the moment where it seemed all was lost, when you might be driving off the land into the ocean that is most assuredly somewhere over … there … lights emerge right in front of you. And there was the hotel, and restaurant, and spa, and whatever else goes on here. It feels like the center of the community, and it was lit like an American car dealership.

We’ll be here for two nights, but Tim’s wallet will only be here the one … if I can find where I put it.

Kidding. It’s right here, right next to my wallet. I’ve checked on it 14 times.


19
Mar 26

Malainn Bhig

This is the spot where our amazing trip took a little turn for the unexpected. Nothing bad. Just … the tiniest diversion from the plan. It was not a setback, but an opportunity. A chance to do something unique for ourselves. But we’ll get to all of that.

While we were driving here, the GPS gave us some bad directions. We wound up in an old farmer’s driveway. He was there too, and he had a nice laugh with us, and a nice chat. The road just seemed to end on his plot. He said, no, it continues on, but told us we weren’t going far in our rental. I’m still not sure if he was insulting the sensibly fuel efficient car or the Americans. We chatted for a minute. He’d lived there is whole life, and probably several generations of his family could have said the same thing. Turn around, go back, take a left, then go over here, and you’ll be there. The place, he said, which was the last place God made, because he’d been saving up for something special.

And maybe that old man knew what he was talking about. Maybe he’s seen it all. Maybe he’s seen enough. Maybe he only had to see this place. Maybe he’s been out in those fields long enough to understand that what we see is always the last place God made, because he’d been saving up for something special.

And, in this case, that’s Malainn Bhig.

Just down from the village of the same name, Mahlainn Bhig is a horseshoe beach, protruding out as the westernmost part of land in the norther part of the country. It’s wonderfully secluded. The parking lot butts up to a farmer’s house and fields. Then you talk down a whole lot of stairs, to this beach that is surrounded on three sides by steep hills and cliffs.

She went down to touch the water, because you can never take the curiosity out of the girl. I love that for her. She said it was very cold. I’m not sure if that needed the firsthand experience. God made another perfect place, but that’s the Northern Atlantic out there, and I can connect the dots.

Above and behind us the sheep were going about their evening grazing, entirely unconcerned about what we were doing down below. You can just sort of see it in this photo, but those horizontal lines on the hillside are the sheep trails. One supposes they can come all the way down to the beach. But, when they realize it’s just sand, they probably head back up, and never come back again. Surely, every generation goes through this.

When you go down the steep stairs, you have to come back up them, and you don’t get the benefit of the switchbacks the sheep have made for themselves. They say there are 174 steps, and I don’t want to make a big deal about it, but I counted a few more.

And it was back at the top, after we’d enjoyed a few quiet minutes on that lovely little beach, when the day took a little unexpected turn, because that’s where I found Tim’s wallet.

Tim is a man who lives in Washington state, he just turned 65 this year. And I know his address because I have his driver’s license, and his Medicare card, and his credit card, and his debit card. He’s surely going to need at least some of those in the future.

We came to learn a fair amount about Tim this evening, but how do you handle this, right there in the parking lot? My lovely bride looked him up on Facebook, but he’s one of those guys who hasn’t used the app in eight or nine years. I walked the little parking lot to see if there was anything else that maybe he dropped. No phone, no other important documents. We wrote him on Facebook, but who knows if that will ever be seen. The Yankee had the inspired idea to message his family members she found on Facebook. That was a good idea.

We considered leaving the wallet in the parking lot, a little leather Easter egg that he may never find. We could ship it to him when we got home. Worst case scenario, we could buy ourselves dinner tonight destroy these documents and Tim would just have to go back to the DMV and all of these other places to replace what he’d dropped. We’d know then that no one else was buying dinner on Tim.

As we thought about all of this, we stood there and enjoyed the sunset.

I like how the sun is dipping just into the little depression of the island there. A bit of Irish magic in this perfectly made place. On the island is the Rathlin O’Birne lighthouse. Built in 1846, and light in 1856, Rathlin O’Birne is about as spartan as they come. There were two keepers cottages and outhouses, and that’s about it. It’s even hard to get on the island. There is no landing place. It apparently requires a perfectly calm sea to get a person over there. And there’s a bit of unique history to that lighthouse. It is, since 1974, supposedly the world’s first nuclear powered lighthouse and the only one in Ireland.

This being Ireland and all, I shared a special Irish legend that I just made up right there on the spot. If you give someone a kiss just as the sun sets over the sea, in Ireland, you’re guaranteed to return one day. Got a smooch. We’re coming back.

About three hours later we heard from Tim’s wife. We’ve been making arrangements, and they’ll come to us tomorrow. I said, just tell them to come to our hotel. At least we know where that is, they can map it, and believe me, they’ll be blessed to do it for the favor we’re doing them.

But, first, there’s one more spot to see tonight, and Tim is going to buy us a big dinner.

Kidding.


19
Mar 26

Slieve League

This is up the way up the mountain, the name Sliabh Liag, which means mountain of stone pillars. Seems appropriate. We were given the option of walking or driving. Driving cost a few bucks, but it was worth it. It’s a single track up the mountain, and right over that rise is the Atlantic, and some of the most dramatic, and the second-highest sea cliffs in Europe.

This is a panorama. If you click the image it’ll open in another browser window, and you can see this just a bit bigger, but, still, not quite as impressive as what we saw. This tops out at 1,972 feet.

That’s the view from a place called Bunglass. A place we lingered for quite a long while. It was, as you can tell, worth it.

The writer, librarian, and naturalist Robert Lloyd Praeger wrote about the “One Man’s Path,” which is here at Sliege League. Praeger called it one of the most remarkable walks to be found in Ireland. Thirty years prior, on the other side of the country, he conducted a survey of a small island and added 90 new species to the Irish flora and fauna and five of them were new to science.

If I added a bunch of new species to the books I would never stop thinking about that. I don’t know how he was able to enjoy the rest of his walks, but he was Irish, and he had places like this to see. I wonder if he saw this he thought, I should go to that little rock and see if that’s a different kind of moss. It could be my next new species.

Here’s the beginning of the walk, or the end. We went up just a tiny little way, but only for this view. Apparently it would take several hours to do the whole thing. Who needs that, when you’ve got this?

I’ve been wanting a picture like this — well, sort of like this — for 10 years. Almost got it. Got this close.

I like these stone steps. The rest of these photos are featuring those steps. Someone put them all there, and we don’t think about things like that enough, and so I thought about that on every sturdy step.

Though I don’t think I can photograph them very well.

But if you go up all of those stone steps, almost to the top of this hill, you’ll turn left, and then continue on that long walk, across the ridge line, with ever-more-grand views of the cliffs and the ocean.

Look at how the peat is growing right up to the rock steps, or probably more accurately, how the rock steps were cut into the peat. Someone had to make that decision too, probably. Or they followed a human or animal path. But suppose a foreman was out there, pointing and drawing and cutting a line. You’d like to think they agonized over that. I’d like to think that, anyway, because that’s a thing I’d agonize over. Whoever made that call, though, probably just wanted to get this done so they could get back in for dinner.

I wonder where the stone steps came from. Probably from the hillside through which we drove on the way up here. They must be well considered, at least a bit. You want stones to be flat on two sides, top and bottom. Surely they didn’t want to waste time on stone masonry here. They’re just steps, after all. So where, then, did the cast offs go?

This place figures, of course, into Ireland’s history and folklore. One of the largest Neolithic cemeteries in the Europe is nearby. An island just off this place holds the ruins of an early Celtic Christian monastery. If you walk along the top you can see an early monastic site and some of the ancient beehive huts, where monks sought solitude, spiritual connection, and help kept the craft of the written word alive.

I had no idea this was here. I didn’t plan the trip, or the day, and I had no idea this even existed. But I’m so glad we saw it. Glad we had the chance to linger here for an hour or so.

This is one of those places I’d come back to, specifically here, to linger, to see more, to see the same, and to find out what’s on the other side of that trail.


19
Mar 26

Tulan Strand

Before the next stop, a quick note about the planner of this trip. Here’s a hint, it isn’t me. My lovely bride just finished a successful conference (which she also planned) where almost 200 scholars from all over the world gathered to share their scholarship. While she was putting that together, she was also putting this part of the trip together, too.

If this academic thing doesn’t work out, she, a full professor, is going to be a travel agent.

But only for people who want to go-go-go. I don’t think she can plan a trip where you didn’t get your hustle on. But if you take one of her trips, you’re going to do and see a lot. For instance …

We went to see the fairies at Tulan Strand. The reverend G.N. Wright was writing about them in 1834. The Fairy Bridges have been an attraction for about 300 years now, blow holes carved into the stone at Bundoran. When the tide is up, you can see the sea pushing up from the water below. People thought, according to the sign, that the sound of the waves were fairy guns. Why signs have to insult ancestral intelligence is beyond me. There’s also the wishing chair, a natural stone chair where if you sit down just so, follow the directions and do the hokey pokey, your wishes will come true.

One of the things you’re supposed to do while you’re in that magic chair is to contemplate the view. And, wishes or not, that’s a good thing to do. It’s a beautiful bay, and it was a beautiful day. On the clearest days you can see the cliffs some 17 miles away.

The locals thought that the natural arch had fairies on it, zipping back and forth, doing their little fairy business. I caught one in my video, and if you go back to see this morning’s video you might see the fairy, too. And here’s the arch, itself.

Wright knew the natural bridge was passable by “mere mortals,” which we saw evidenced today as a few people boldly marched out there, disturbing the fairies. “Visitors are recommended to avoid its unhallowed surface, as troops of fairies are constantly heard, and sometimes seen, by those who possess the invaluable gift of second vision, flying hastily from end to end.”

He was also a teacher, and author of some two dozen books, but I wonder what else he was into, having seen and heard fairies and all that.

It’s quite lovely, really. But, believe it or not, the views improved at our next stops. And that wasn’t even one of my wishes in the chair.


19
Mar 26

Mullaghmore Head

We had an amusing morning and mid-afternoon. After a skimpy little continental breakfast, we packed up and set out for another day of glorious sites. First, we went to Queen Maeve Trail Knocknarea. There sits one of the nation’s most important Neolithic passage tombs. It was a sacred burial place for ancient people. You wonder why one is more important than another. And if such a thing hurts neolithic feelings.

It’s on a looped walking trail and at the summit there’s the supposed burial spot of the legendary warrior queen Connacht. She’s said to have been buried upright, and facing her enemies. Her name is said to mean “She who intoxicates.” She was described as a fair-haired wolf queen so beautiful that it robbed men of two-thirds of their valor. She was famous for a cattle raid, part of an Irish epic. She was killed by a piece of cheese. Or she was an allegory.

Anyway, we didn’t walk up there. That wasn’t the trail we were after. So we pressed on to find a unique biome that was nearby, but we couldn’t find our way down to that. So we pressed on.

We hit Raghly Harbour, once a popular trading center for lobster and crabs, but the remote location doomed it. We enjoyed the gravel walk path, reading the signs about the old coast guard station, the local sea pilots, the signal communication system, and the Preventive Waterguard which operated in this place from 1809 to 1822, trying to curb smuggling.

It was a nice little walk. Bright, warm, sunny, and perfectly empty and quiet. Didn’t see another soul until we walked back to the car, and that person was going to do something else. Remote then, remote now. But at it’s height, they had seven harbor pilots on call here, there was a fish curing factory nearby, too.

Today, its local fishing boats, sea birds, and people taking this walk.

And that takes us to Mullaghmore Head.

There’s about 130 people that live in the village here. There’s a castle, and it’s a popular swimming and surfing site. This is where the big waves come in. We stopped at the pull-out next to the big sign. There were a few cars there. And sat up next to one of them was a man and a woman sitting in two skimpy lawn chairs beside a tiny little table. There’s a very short trail by the sign, and you had to walk past the couple to get there. I said something about the view they had, and the set up they’d … set up.

The little path was about 80 feet. You walked down, and then back up. It looked like a jump ramp, down and then up, narrow, falling away on either side to the sand and rocks just a short way below. From there, you could get a little closer to the water, a little lower than the road.

My lovely bride walked down the path ahead of me. It’s a well-worn walkway. Ankle-deep grass worn down to dirt by other visitors. The grass is wet. And, somehow, one wrong footstep and she hit the ground. It was funny, too. She somehow landed sideways, across the path. She was on her back, laughing, her feet dangling on one side off the path, her head dangling off the other side. It was ludicrous, because she was laughing.

Something about how gravity had arranged her made it difficult to help her up. The man that had been sitting in that skinny little chair to help, concerned for her well being until he saw her laughing and me giggling. He pulled, she pulled, I pushed, and we got her standing. We thanked the guy, and he went back up the hill to his chair.

We continued to admire the view, and continued the laughing, which turned into my talking smack about her slipping and falling.

“At least I,” I said, “haven’t fallen. Today, anyway.”

About 30 seconds later I fell. I mean, that grass was slick.

I was facing the water, fell to my left, landed on my side and was up on my feet again I even knew it, managing to keep my phone in my hand and out of danger. It all happened in a heartbeat. I was up, I had the sensation of falling, and then I was standing, feet wide, hands on the grass, laughing.

The guy that came down to help a moment earlier stayed put this time, but they were laughing at us from above. We enjoyed the view a bit longer, swallowing our pride, and then walked back up the hill to the car. Carefully.

They were still laughing at us. I said, “I told you that you had the right idea!”

So here I am, on this trip, one pair of muddied jeans from two days ago and, now, a muddied shirt.

Just down from that nice little view was this lovely view.

And off to the side was Classiebawn Castle, built as a 19th century country house built for Henry John Temple, the 3rd Viscount Palmerston and prime minister. Only he didn’t live long enough to see it finished. It’s most famous resident was Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten, the last Viceroy of India, and 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma. He spent his summers there, until August of 1979, when he was assassinated, not too far away from here, by a bomb in his boat.

Today, the castle is still in private hands.

We didn’t go too close to it, but we did enjoy the views. I liked the rocks down by the water. I wonder how many kids have climbed down there and explored that spot.

I wonder how the water carves those grooves into the stone like that. But, then, I’ve been thinking a lot about the patience of water. Maybe that’s because of all of the things we can see the water’s magnificent work. Wait until you see some more of what we saw today.