OK, first, you take a big giant of a man with a rare no-extremities disease. And then you stick him in the largest cross section of ham you can produce.
Now comes the hard part, you roll that ham, with the big guy inside like a chunk of pimento, towards these huge single cell organisms we've been brewing up in the Intestinal Horrors Building. When he's swallowed up by that thing that just ate Tulsa, nature takes over!
You wonder if someone saw this photo and then visited the building and whether they were dumbfounded or disappointed based on these illustrations.